POEMS BY A NAMELESS IRISHMAN

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Poems by the nameless Irishman:

1. A Rumour in Gomorrah
2. Travelogue
3. I sing the god carcinoma
4. Deduction (or Ontology)
5. Walking in the Mall on a Snowy Evening
6. The Ninth Life
7. When Jesus walks in Belfast
8. There’s a pretty bookshop
9. A Walk in the Wind
10. Statue of O’Connell
11. I must go down to the shore again

Poems attributed to the nameless Irishman:

12. The Straggler
13. It was silent in gehenna
14. The spud, the spud, the sainted spud
15. Two short poems

Poem almost certainly not from the nameless Irishman:

16. Elegy for a Dead World

A Rumour in Gomorrah

A man has told me god is good,
and stands above all men,
that he will never cast us forth,
though drenched with lust and sin,
That though we heed him little,
and pursue our own accord
he will not seek our bane nor yet,
unsheath his deadly sword
that he forgives excesses
and will not our prayers reject.

There was rumor in Gomorrah,
to that very same effect.

A friend avers that government,
has all our cares in mind.
And will not neglect the comfort of
the poor, the halt, the blind.
he maintains unreservedly,
his faith in policy.
to bring the fruits of honor to
the strong the just, the free.
he says the great in power seek
the profit of all men

It was mentioned in Treblinka,
but I did not heed it then.

Technology will save us,
i have heard a stranger say.
The wonderment of science,
skill, and tools will win the day.
Our comfort and our safety
we may leave to wise devices.
And men who build and train them up,
will coddle all our vices.
they’ll see the futre clearly
and avert all waiting dooms.

I think I heard it spoken in
Titanic’s smoking rooms.

The forgiveness of the strong is great,
I’m sure most meen agree.
The wisest and the best of us
will surely all be free.
the bold men, wise in letters
with their eye on public weal.
will never be cast out or forced
their knowledge to conceal.
Time alters soon the hearts of kings,
and all will be put right.

I heard it in the Gulag
almost every single night.

So go forth with the banner
of of redemption wafting high
and shout the slogan “Liberty!”
in land and sea and sky.
Of justice, peace, forgiveness, love,
proclaim the coming reign.
And cry the truth to power,
and the vanity of gain
That mercy always triumphs,
and that men will all be free.

Go tell them in Gomorrah,
but you didn’t come from me.

Travelogue

“Pray What is the news from Babylon?
Does Xerxes ancient town,
Still hold inside the Lion’s Pride?
where once the world bowed down?”
“There is no tale of Babylon,
that great long-storied land
The Lion’s gates are broken now.
The fields are choked with sand”

“You Tread the Path from Illion
Where gods and men did greet,
Does Priams mighty forteress still,
Show all assault defeat?”
“What gods have sown, the raven reaps,
I offer you no joy
neath broken stones her treasure sleeps
I bear no news of Troy.”

“Speak, pilgrim, of Jerusalem,
I know you passed that way.
The palmer’s badge adorn’s you yet:
does David’s line hold sway?”
“Where prophets sowed the seed of love,
the weeds of hate now grow:
the peace that was Jerusalem
was broken long ago.”

“well, traveller, What of Camelot?
does Arthur’s blood still reign?
Do boldy go the shining knights
across the feudal plain?”
“A trusted friend’s betrayal;
a bastard’s vaunting greed.
The moon that watches camelot
sees stones upon a mead.”


“Good host, I beg you, ask no more
you waken in my mind
the shadows of vain, fallen hopes
I fain would leave behind.
You long for comfort; this i know,
that grandeur might abide,
that strength of stone and arms and hearts
can bear the waxing tide,
And Gilgamesh the strong yet stands
upon his mighty wall.
That works endure the waning sands,
that towers might not fall.
Content yourself that legends live
where men are just or brave,
and deeds of lives may yet survive
their castles in the grave.
I will not comfort you with hopes
that Rome may live again;
don’t ask me of Tenoctitlan,
I’ve no news from Berlin.
In sorrow i depart you now;
regretting lenten cheer.
But the road is long
towards London town,
i cannot linger here.”

I sing the god carcinoma

I sing the god carcinoma
devourer of beggar and saint.
across all our tissue
the bulls he gives issue
make every is into an ain’t

I sing the mighty sarcoma
Consuming the daft and the wise
In the pallid lymph courses
he marshalls his forces
Decembering all our Julys

Come give us the hymn “melanoma”
the bane of both pauper and prince
when the cool probe insults
and we wait the results,
and the specialist cannot but wince

we sacrifice things on their altars
a lobe or a limb or an eye,
that our doings without
may appease them no doubt
that this bribe might just let us get by.

But the comfort of friends is not cheering
and the struggle does not give release
and the glance of an eye
and the tremor and sigh
and the long dismal wait for decease

Oh drink you the health of Lymphoma:
requiter of dread and despair
and the step on the scale
as it tells a new tale
of a soon to be vacanted chair

But we had some good laughs with him didn’t we?
and he made a good run of it though;
have another small round,
he won’t wake at the sound.
take the bottle back home as you go.

Deduction (or Ontology)

If the world were designed,
with man in mind,
it wouldn’t get so warm.
gnats, mosquites biting flies
would not have leave to swarm.
the damp, the heat the billion bugs
suggests a different end.
for such a bog i think the frog
was in gods mind, my friend.

If earth were for a human home
intended, let me ask.
If oceans would envlope it
like some amorphous mask?
and fill it with such bounty
so well concealed from us?
more fit, perhaps this planet for
the squid or octopus.

The lion is a lordly beast,
and rules the desert veldt
and has about him many wives
both dexterous and svelte
He roams the plain in great disdain,
of all who’d stay his whim
I think it better to regard
this world as made for him

The bat, the master of the night,
in many billions reigns
and god’s reward a smorgasbord
of insects for his pains
he fears no let, no worldly fret
perplexes his gret line
oh lordly bat, the mighty earth,
of certainty is thine!

It comes upon us now to limn
the outline of god’s shape
for you can bet his silhoutte
is not some hairless ape.
The frog, the bat the octupus,
the lion is it right?
oh no, i guess must admit.
That lovecraft got it right!

Walking in the Mall on a Snowy Evening

Whose store was this, was this old Bens?

Sold flavored popcorn packed in tins?

He will not mind me resting here

to watch them put the Starbucks in



My college friends say only queers

when they could be home drinking beers

and watching football glumly trudge

past Gap and Deb and empty Sears



But my cholesterol is high

My doctor told me, “walk, or die."

And so I stalk up wheelchair ramps

in Nike trainers, suit and tie



The mall is humid, loud and bright

And "Jersey Shore” is on tonight

And now I’ll probably miss the fight

I guess I’ll miss the fucking fight.

The Ninth Life

he is careful of dogs now:
he makes shorter leaps
and he stays on the inside,
when frost starts to creep

round the borders of windows.
he still walks the ledges
but nowadays two or three steps
from the edges.


The mice whom his forays
would terrify nightly
he just looks on and nods
as they pass him,
politely

When he dreams of the kitten
of eight lives before
he shudders, and takes
a slow stroll to the door

And I rise and assist him
out into the sun
and he shuffles along
where he once used to run

And I take shorter steps
and I take smaller breaths
and I want to inquire
about his other deaths

But he’d just raise an eyebrow
and look up to heaven
and say “I wouldn’t worry
till you get past seven.”

When Jesus walks in Belfast

When Jesus walks in Belfast
He wears his collar up
he keeps his blessings to himself
and stoops before his cup

when Jesus comes through Belfast
he spends his wisdom dear
And when his name is spoken
he makes as not to hear

He keeps well back in company
and shuts his fuckin mouth
and when he can he does his trade
a measure further south

When Jesus walks in Belfast
He keeps his cap pulled low
his step away he quickens
and those returning slow

He’d have a merry welcome
if he should take the whim
to ask the sods he suffered for
to suffer more of him.

There’s a pretty bookshop

There’s a pretty bookshop
In the mall where I stop
of an evening to bask in the glow.
of keats and Jerome,
before toddling home
i might linger an hour or so

It’s a pleasantish place
and they fill up the space
in the front with a smallish cafe
and sometimes, i confess,
if the hours do not press
i might hang about most of a day

I’m not on intimate terms,
with my fellow bookworms
and wont let myself tax them unduly
still perhaps its unkind,
but when they bring to mind
certain authors, i christin them newly

On a day I won’t state
I’d stopped in for a plate
of biscuits and perhaps a small chai
when the svelte sillhouette
of a winsome Collette,
with a volume of Proust caught my eye

She’d been snagged by a stripling
not unlike a young kipling
who held her attention , and arm
I began to suspect
that the virtues of Hecht
werent the ones he pursued with his charm

then I chanced to glance round,
drawn perhaps by the sound,
of a Seneca, muttering in Greek
and I beheld not a few
folk arrayed two and two,
intermixed in amongst the more meek

A saturnine Poe,
with a pert Woolf in tow,
was pretending to parse Kierkigaard,
While a stately Ayn Rand,
With Anne Rice, hand in hand
was affecting amused disregard
an assertivre Camus
had assembled a crew,
of pale Kafkas, and one hapless Twain
In a booth by the door
where he regaled the floor
with contradictions implicit in Paine

till a black-clad Millay,
did a studied sashay
through his prospect,
and made the lad stammer,
and throw up his tirade,
as though she had laid
him across the forehead with a hammer

I had seen quite enough
of this singles-night stuff,
so I made deft repair to the stacks
where the used classics rest
side by side with the best
of the second hand trade paperbacks.

By a Disneyfied “Alice”
I picked out a “Valis”
and “Melmoth Reconciled” bound in calf.
to go home and unwind
with this fortunate find
was my thought, when I heard a quiet laugh

i beheld two thin chaps,
quite in each other’s laps,
with expressions that brought to mind Wilde
clandestinely thumbing
a volume of cummings,
best works, with the joy of a child

I detoured through suspense
so to raise up a fence
of fiction betwixt me and them
When I got quite a shock
passing Iris Murdoch
and I felt myself out on a limb

There was Sandburg himself,
hair mussed up like an elf
out of Tolkien, chatting up Jane
Austen, she preened and laughed
while they spoke of Lovecraft,
but escape was what I wished to gain

the poetry section,
i thought, on reflection,
I’ll certainly find respite there!
No! A Pince-nezzed Stout,
had his Longfellow out,
and was bending Le Guin crost a chair!
And a youthful Stendahl
had an Atwood asprawl
with her Brontes spread open before.
I spun round, so to flee,
but then what should I see,
but a shy little Oates by the door!

My tongue grew quite thick,
as she reached for my Dick,
and soon cradled my Balzac as well.
“Why such treasures your finding!
I’ve always thought binding
with leather was awfully swell!”

The whole thing turned out good,
when I quite understood,
and we afterwards went out a pair.
And we went to my den,
where we essayed Anais Nin
on the sofa bed next to the stair.

Now I’m straight home of nights
and I eschew the the lights
of the quiant little shop, without sigh.
for she’s bought me a Nook,
and declared that a book
store’s not for married men, such as I.

A Walk in the Wind

Out in the northwoods the weather freezes
and winters blast is like summer breezes
there’s a bundeled up girl, that laughs and teases
and for a walk in the wind we go.

She’s a tender bit, with the smallest smile
That you’d think would the coldest of hearts beguile
And it might be so, for the first bright mile
as we dance through the sighing snow

And the second mile is a merry lark
and the old pine wood isn’t all that dark
and the drifting white hides the least foot mark
why should aprehensions grow?

Why we’re almost there, so we’d best behave
see the big iron pot? see the axe by the cave?
why i guess it does look a bit like a grace
but its oh so much deeper, you know

She shivers then, and stares around
At the deep white snow on the trackless ground
at the pines that swallow the loudest sound
as the flames neath the kettle grow

be a brave girl now, no time for tears
see there’s things far worse than your darkest fears
and I’ve told that tale for years and years
It would have helped you a touch to know

now she’s mostly gone, though unforgotten
partly eat, and partly rotten
a fate for which we were all begotten
and a gnawed pile of bones below

so I must venture out and seek another
sister sweet or tender brother
perhaps her fearful, anxious mother
will follow me through the snow

When for a walk in the wind,
for a walk in the wind,
for a walk in the wind-i-go…